Riddles like to solve not only children, but also adults. Especially if good friends have gathered, with whom it is pleasant to be around. Then quizzes, contests, riddles for a fun company are held.

We invite you to familiarize yourself with smart, funny and cool riddles that will make your friends suffer pretty much before giving the right answer.

funny riddles

Adults love to have fun, as do children. Therefore, they will be happy to solve riddles in a good company. They lift the spirits.

1. It began to rain, the hare sat under a tree. He is waiting for the weather to improve. Question: Under what tree is the hare sitting? (under wet).
2. When is it convenient for a black cat to get into the house from the street? (when the owners opened the door).
3. There are office supplies on the table. This is a ruler, pencil, compass, eraser. Task: it is necessary to draw a circle on an A4 sheet. Question: where to start? (Get a sheet).
4. Can an ostrich tell what kind of bird it is? (Of course not, he can't talk).
5. Where does the cat go when crossing the road? (on the other side).
6. Hanging on the wall, crying and afraid. (Inexperienced climber).
7. Available in blue, red, yellow or white. He has a big mustache, and many hares sit in him. (Trolleybus).
8. It belongs only to you, and all acquaintances, friends, colleagues often use it. (Your name).

These funny riddles for a fun company will cheer up every person. They will help you get close to others and talk about any topic. Thanks to them, you will have fun from the heart.

Cool riddles with humor

It's not only funny but also funny, where there is humor. They are perfect for any competition in which only adults participate.

1. Do you know what 90*60*90 is? This is not a model figure. (The driver drives past the traffic cop).
2. First one nail fell into the water, then the second. As a result, two nails in the water. Who will say what surname a Georgian has? (Rusted).
3. At night it flies, bites, buzzes and at the same time shines. (A mosquito with a gold tooth inserted).
4. How many corn are in a glass? (not at all, because they have no legs, and they cannot get in and out).
5. She is small, all white, flies very fast, buzzes disgustingly. Starts with the letter B. (Fly. Why on B? After all, she is a natural blonde).
6. Goes How old do you think he is? (18 years old. They just cut his hair to take him to the army).
7. What happens to a ball if it is dropped into the Red Sea? (The ball will become wet).

Such cool riddles for a fun company will appeal to all adults. They will not only cheer you up, but also make you think.

Logic riddles

These are also cool riddles for a fun company, but they have non-standard answers. Sometimes it seems that the author came up with them not quite right. If you think logically, then you will understand that all the answers are correct.

1. This riddle is solved by the student for no more than five minutes, the student will think about it for about an hour, but the adult will never solve it. And what do you think? Can you? Task: Decipher the letters: ODTCHPShSVDD. (Answer: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten).
2. The young man went to sea to travel. He was shipwrecked and ended up on an island where only girls and women lived. They decided to kill him, but he told them that they gave him a ship and let him go back to the sea. Question: What did he say to them? Answer: I am ready to die at the hands of myself
3. Horse - 5, goose - 2, rooster - 8, cat - 3, donkey -? Answer: Horse - i-go-go (5 letters), goose - ha (2 letters), rooster - ku-ka-re-ku (8 letters), cat - meow (3 letters), donkey - ia (2 letters ).
4. Two people approached the river. They needed to swim to the other side. However, the boat cannot support more than one person. How can they swim across to the other side and not drown? Answer: these two people were on different banks.

These funny riddles are for a fun company of ingenuity. They will help you think logically and come up with different options. However, there can only be one correct answer.

Riddles with a trick

Play a game that will cheer up your company and help you get closer. To do this, try to guess riddles in which some kind of catch is hidden:

1. There are women who rub against each person, and then demand money. (Conductor in transport).
2. What do the words day and night have in common? (Soft sign).
3. Why does a German lady never open the door in a dressing gown? (and what, is there a door in a dressing gown?).
4. How many eggs do you think a person will eat on an empty stomach with severe hunger? (Just one, because the second egg eaten is not on an empty stomach).

With a catch, they will help you relax and laugh plenty. They are true, only with an unexpected answer. Solve, reflect and cheer up yourself and those around you.

Conclusion

Funny riddles for an adult company is an interesting entertainment that will not leave anyone indifferent. Your mood will rise, you will train your ingenuity, logic, fantasy and imagination.

Thanks to riddles, even people who do not know each other get closer, become more friendly. Have fun, solve riddles, interest your friends in an interesting and boring activity.

You can hold an interesting competitive event "Club of Fools". The leader makes riddles-jokes or riddles with a trick. These are riddles with an ordinary question and a non-standard answer that requires ingenuity and logic. At first glance, it seems very difficult to guess, but if you approach the answer with a sense of humor, it will be easy to guess. Comic riddles will help to spend time fun and useful, because they can be applied to any event.

fools club
1. Which watch shows the correct time only twice a day? that stopped
2. Where does the water stand in a column? In glass
3. What will happen to a red silk handkerchief if it is lowered to the bottom of the sea for five minutes? Will be wet
4. What disease did no one get sick on land? Nautical
5. When are hands pronouns? When they you-we-you
6. What is under a person's feet when he walks across the bridge? boot sole
7. What is often walked and never driven? On the stairs
8. How far into the forest can a hare run? Until the middle, then he already runs out of the forest
9. What will happen to the crow in three years? She will go 4th
10. Under what tree does a hare hide when it rains? under the wet

11. What needs to be done to saw off the branch on which the crow sits without disturbing it? Wait for her to fly away
12. Seven brothers have one sister each. How many sisters? One
13. A crow flies, and a dog sits on its tail. Could it be? Maybe because dog sits on the ground on its tail
14. If a cat climbs a tree and wants to climb down a smooth trunk, how will it descend: head down or tail first? Tail forward or she won't hold on
15. Who is above us upside down? Fly
16. What does half an apple look like? For the second half
17. Where in Russia can you see a polar bear and a penguin on the same day? In zoo
18. Is it possible to bring water in a sieve? Maybe when it freezes
19. Three ostriches flew. The hunter killed one. How many ostriches are left? Ostriches don't fly
20. What does the watchman do when a sparrow sits on his hat? Asleep

21. Which month is shorter than the others? May - only three letters
22. What tree does a crow sit on when it rains? Wet
23. What do birds fly on? By air
24. What do we eat for? At the table
25. What is bottled water for? Behind the glass
26. What do people walk on? On the ground
27. When a car is moving, which wheel does not spin? Spare
28. How does night and day end? soft sign
29. What can a person not live without? No name
30. Why does the dog bark? Can't speak

31. Why does the cow lie down? Can't sit down
32. When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into the house? When the door is open
33. What fabric cannot be used to sew a shirt? From the railway
34. What will happen on the thirtieth of February? Nothing: February has 28 or 29 days, 30 never happens
35. Are there March 8 and May 9 in Australia?
36. A grandmother went to Moscow, three old men met her, the old men had a bag, and each a cat. How many people went to Moscow? One grandmother: the old people went the other way
37. Why does a person look back? He has no eyes in the back of his head
38. What is the tongue in the mouth for? Behind the teeth
39. When a horse is bought, what does it look like? Wet
40. Three calves, how many legs? How many calves are not three - he will have four legs

41. What is more important the sun or the moon? Moon. The sun shines during the day when everything is visible, and the moon at night when it is dark.
42. You are the pilot of an airplane flying from Havana to Moscow with two landings in Algiers. How old is the pilot? You are an airplane pilot (a pilot is as old as you)
43. Usually the month ends on the 30th or 31st. What month has the 28th? In all
44. A lone night watchman died during the day. Will they give him a pension? No he died
45. Can a man marry his widow's sister? No (because a widow is one whose husband has died)
46. ​​How many animals did Noah take into his ark? Pair of each creature
47. The professor goes to bed at 8 o'clock in the evening, and the alarm clock starts at 9 o'clock in the morning. How long will the professor sleep? One hour (the alarm clock does not make out which is the morning and which is the evening)
48. Mamed has 10 sheep. All but 9 died. How many sheep are left? nine
49. Burned 7 candles. Three went out. How many candles are left? Three (three went out and the rest burned out)
50. You enter an unfamiliar dark room. It has two lamps: gas and petrol. What will you light up first? match

51. A brick weighs 1 kg plus another half a brick. How much does a brick weigh? 1 kg
52. There was a woman. Carried buckets of water. Slipped and fell. What do you think? I'm thinking with my brains (with my head)
53. Why does a hunter carry a gun? Behind
54. Why was the student kicked out of class? Out the door
55. A hunter walked past the tower, and a clock hung on the tower. He fired. Where did he get to? To the police
56. Which word always sounds wrong? The word "wrong"
57. Three hares. How many ears will there be? No matter how many three, still two
58. What does the heron have in front, and what does the hare have behind? Letter "C"
59. How many minutes does it take to boil a hard-boiled egg - two, three, five? Not at all, it's already cooked.
60. What is the first thing people throw into a pot when they want to cook food in it? Look: look, clean or not.

61. How can you reach the sky? with a glance
62. What needs to be done to keep four guys in one boot? Take off each boot
63. What can you not bake bread without? Without crust
64. What dishes are not eaten from? From empty
65. In which fields does grass not grow? On the brim of a hat
66. On which path was there not a single person? on the milky
67. What stones are not in the sea? Dry
68. What year lasts one day? New Year - January 1
69. What is between the river and the shore? Letter and
70. What can be seen with closed eyes? Dream

71. Where on earth is the longest day? Everywhere the same
72. What question cannot be answered with yes? Are you sleeping
73. What question cannot be answered with a no? Can you hear
74. What is warmer than a fur coat? Two fur coats
75. When does anything happen in an empty pocket? When it has a hole
76. Whose head is expensive? A cow has a head and horns.
77. How many apples are there on a birch, if there are eight knots, on each knot there are five apples? There are no apples on a birch
78. How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? One. After the first one will no longer be on an empty stomach
79. What kind of comb will not comb your head? Petushin
80. Name five days without naming numbers and names of days. The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

81. Which is lighter: a pood of iron or a pood of hay? Equally.
82. Under what is the hare lying? under your ears
83. What remains in the box if you take out the matches? Bottom
84. Why is a hat worn? She doesn't walk
85. Why did Styopa buy a hat? For money
86. You can’t sit in the place where I will sit! Why? The place will be taken

Happy child 12.01.2018

Dear readers, at all times, solving riddles has served as a fun and useful pastime. Riddles can decorate any holiday, they will entertain and provoke everyone, and this applies equally to children and adults.

Riddles with a trick are also good because they make you not only think quickly, but also activate ingenuity and attentiveness. They bring an element of surprise, so guessing them is even more fun and interesting.

Fake riddles are designed in such a way that one answer fits into a rhyme, but in fact it is different, not rhyming. They can be confusing and confusing, but that's why they're such great fun at any party or occasion.

There are many different ones - about animals, about fairy-tale characters, about letters, mathematical riddles with a trick, riddles that need to be answered correctly “yes” or “no”. And all these riddles, divided into relevant sections, you will find below.

Trick riddles for kids with answers

Riddles with a trick for kids are usually tricky riddles, they can be about the seasons, natural phenomena, animals, birds, insects, etc. And they always look the same - these are short verses without the last word, which kids need to guess.

Riddles about birds and animals

Kwa-kva-kva - what a song!
What could be more interesting
What could be more fun?
And sings to you ....
(nightingale - frog)

tall, long-legged,
He is not lazy to fly.
On a straw roof
Settled … .
(deer - stork)

Who gnaws on a pine cone?
Well, of course it is….
(bear - squirrel)

Passed by the hive
Clubfoot….
(crocodile - bear)

In more often, head up,
howling with hunger….
(giraffe - wolf)

From the palm tree down to the palm tree again
Deftly jumping ... .
(cow - monkey)

Who will take off from the flower just about?
Multi-colored ... .
(hippo - moth)

Fan tail, crown on head.
There is no bird more beautiful than ... .
(crow - peacock)

A simple question for kids:
Who is the cat afraid of? ….
(mice - dogs)

I get up early in the morning
I'll drink everyone's milk
I chew grass across the river,
What's my name? ….
(sheep - cow)

Chick-chirp! Chick-chirp!
Who raised a cheerful cry?
Don't scare this bird!
Made a noise….
(parrot - sparrow)

How? It is still unknown
a secret is a secret
this beast is like a traffic light,
changes its color.
In green, yellow...
Scare - and blush ... .
(parrot - chameleon)

Everyone is afraid of me
I can bite
I fly and food -
I'm looking for a victim
I don't play games at night
Guess who I am? ….
(tiger - mosquito)

I'm beautiful, I'm flying
And in the spring I melt from the sun.
Guess quickly
Who is this? ….
(sparrow - snow)

She pastured me in the meadow
Granddaughter with her grandmother.
I saved the milk
And I'm called...
(butterfly - cow)

Crows awake
Dear, kind...
(piglet - rooster)

You know me yourself -
I walk on the sands with humps.
I eat saxaul shoots,
Because I ... .
(shark - camel)

Smart, gray and free,
I am always hungry in winter.
And for the hares I am a thunderstorm,
Because I ... .
(goat - wolf)

Mathematical tricks

Found five berries in the grass
And I ate one, left ....
(two - four)

The mouse counts the holes in the cheese:
Three plus two - just ... .
(four five)

Four lions under the tree
One left, left ....
(two three)

You look at the bird
The bird's legs are exactly ....
(three - two)

The teacher explained to Ira,
That two is more than... .
(four - one)

The bunny went out for a walk
the paws of the hare are exactly ... .
(five - four)

Riddles-deceptions about fairy-tale heroes

He got leeches
I sold Karabas
The whole smell of marsh mud,
His name was ... .
(Pinocchio - Duremar)

He walked boldly through the forest,
But the fox ate the hero.
At parting, the poor thing sang.
His name was ... .
(Cheburashka - Kolobok)

He lived in Prostokvashino
And he was friends with Matroskin.
He was a little simple
The dog's name was...
(Totoshka - Sharik)

For many days he was on the road,
To find your wife
And the ball helped him,
His name was ... .
(Kolobok - Ivan Tsarevich)

With blue hair
And big eyes
This doll is an actress
And her name is...
(Alice - Malvina)

Friend of animals and friend of children
Good Doctor...
(Barmaley - Aibolit)

He somehow lost his tail,
But the guests brought him back.
He's grumpy like an old man
This sad….
(Piglet - Donkey Eeyore)

He's a big naughty and comedian
He has a house on the roof.
Boastful and arrogant,
And his name is ... .
(Dunno - Carlson)

Riddles-tricks about children

And capricious, and stubborn,
Doesn't want to go to kindergarten...
(mother Daughter)

Hand in hand in the morning
They take dad to school ... .
(mothers - children)

Drama in every house in the morning -
Doesn't want to eat porridge...
(mother - child)

For vaccinations and injections
Moms take their kids to...
(schools - polyclinics)

Doll dresses, panties
Always love to sew...
(boys - girls)

Always dressed in sliders
Sleeping in the garden with a pacifier….
(grandfather - brother)

Riddles-deceptions about everything in the world

We remember easily:
Number one is the letter ....
(O - A)

round head,
The same form of the letter ....
(A - O)

You will sleep in class
For the answer you will receive ... .
(five - two)

All wheezes, sneezes Lada -
Ate a lot...
(chocolate - ice cream)

I wanted blue varnish
I paint myself...
(body - nails)

I paint a picture with watercolors
How dad saws a trunk in the country ....
(drill - saw)

cold place
In our house it is….
(stove-refrigerator)

No point in all this controversy
Cut fabric take ... .
(axe - scissors)

To iron a T-shirt, shorts,
Mom plugs into the outlet ... .
(watch - iron)

He is a reliable guard
The door cannot be without ... .
(faucet - lock)

We welcome all guests:
We drink them freshly ground ... .
(tea-coffee)

Kings are all in portraits
Drawn in...
(berets - crowns)

Children's riddles with a trick with answers "yes - no"

These funny riddles with a trick are perfect for solving in a big company. Friendly answers in chorus cause cheerful laughter and cheer up.

Riddles of grandfather Arkhip

Tricky questions to ask
I you guys in parts.
If the answer is negative,
Please answer with "no"
And affirmative - then
Say the word "yes" out loud.

I have no doubt guys
Every mind has a chamber
But I have some advice for you:
Answers "yes", answers "no"
Don't rush to give
Think hard and speak.

Tell me one secret:
Do giraffes live in the tundra? ….

On a clear day you will see a mole
Soaring in the sky, right? ….

The builder builds cities.
Do wasps build honeycombs? ….

Orange and red color
Considered hot? ….

Cars are given the green light
Can you walk on a zebra? ….

In the window in the morning - the sun's light,
The night is coming, right? ….

Warm water in the river.
And in the hole like this? ….

And we will see a star
If the sky is cloudy at night? ….

Forest - habitat
For squirrels, hares, woodpeckers? ….

After all, without a maple leaf
Flag of Ukraine, right? ….

Reader, having read, always
Eating a book, right? ….

Carrots with cabbage in the turnstile,
Entering the subway, let's lower it? ….

The monk makes a vow to himself.
Does he put it with a spoon? ….

Skinny boy, like a skeleton
Easy to lift the bar? ….

There are many planets in the sky
The moon is a planet! So right? ….

Roofing material roll
Suitable for dessert for us? ….

Herds graze in the Arctic
Cows and horned goats? ….

From the airport train
Take off along the strip? ….

When the cold comes
Do all moose fly south? ….

We bake cheesecakes from ice
In a hot oven, right? ….

You will answer me without difficulty:
Do cherry blossoms bloom in winter? ….

Ships sail on the sea.
Is the oil transported by a tanker? ….

On the snow, two strips - a trace.
Did the bear walk through the snow? ….

Frozen water is solid.
Can water become gas? ….

In a game called leapfrog
Play with a stick and a puck? ….

Athlete runs the distance
From finish to start? ….

After Tuesday comes Wednesday
After Thursday - Saturday? ….

The chameleon changes color.
Does the octopus change? ….

We put the cups in the cupboard.
Shall we put a sofa there? ….

To your friends you say: "Hi!"
And will you say so? ….

The snow is melting - there is water in the streams.
Does it happen in spring? ….

The elephant sits on the wires,
For dinner, right? ….

Cities on the world map
Continents and countries? ….

The toad doesn't have a tail.
Does the cow have it? ….

In the shade plus thirty, and then
Are we wearing coats? ….

Mommy will buy me candy
Because I'm lazy? ….

In a trolleybus, having bought a ticket,
Do you need to go on the rooftop? ….

We go to the theater to watch ballet.
And the operetta - in the bath? ….

The questions are over, friends!
And I praise everyone, guys, I.
The account has come to an end.
Who is not mistaken - well done!
And who made a mistake, even a little bit,
Not well done, but a hammer!

Funny and funny riddles with a trick with answers

Funny and funny riddles with a catch in verse and prose will surely amuse both children and adults. Try to arrange a competition and solve all the funny riddles with a trick together with your children.

Funny riddles with a trick in verse

Grandma asks Arkasha
Eat from radish ....
(porridge - salad)

The roads are dry
I have dry...
(ears - legs)

Repair roofs, furniture, frames,
They go fishing...
(mothers - fathers)

I was able to choose
A pair of mittens for ... .
(legs - hands)

Frost crackles in the yard
Put your hat on...
(nose - head)

Hockey players cry,
Missed their goalkeeper … .
(ball - puck)

To my little sister
Bought for the summer...
(felt boots - shoes)

Old women go to the market
Buy yourself….
(toys - products)

For lunch son Vanya
Mom cooks soup in ... .
(glass - saucepan)

Dad tells us in a bass voice:
"I love candy with...".
(meat - nuts or jam)

And in Voronezh, and in Tula
Children sleep on ... at night.
(chair - beds)

Birthday on the nose -
We baked….
(sausage - cake)

Funny riddles with a catch in prose

Small, gray, like an elephant. Who?
(baby elephant)

How many peas can go into one glass?
(not at all, since peas do not walk)

What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and half filled with hares?
(trolleybus)

How many times does a hen crow after laying an egg?
(never - only a rooster crows)

Three bears went into hibernation: the first fell asleep on December 15, the second - on December 21, the third - on January 1. When will each of the bears wake up?
(spring)

One eye, one horn, but not a rhinoceros?
(a cow peeks around the corner)

What is it - big as an elephant, but generally does not weigh at all?
(elephant shadow)

When is a person in a room without a head?
(when he sticks it out the window to the street)

Grandma Glasha has a granddaughter Sasha,
Snowball the cat and Fluffy the dog.
How many grandchildren does grandmother Glasha have?
(one granddaughter Sasha)

When the goat is seven years old, what will happen next?
(the eighth will go)

How to turn a drop into a heron?
(replace the letter "k" with "c")

Hanging pear - you can not eat. Not a light bulb.
(this is someone else's pear)

What does half an orange look like?
(on the other half)

What needs to be done to put a hippo in the refrigerator?
(open the refrigerator, plant the hippopotamus, close the refrigerator)

Pet, begins with a "t".
(cockroach)

Riddles with a trick with difficult answers

To solve complex riddles with a trick, you need to know more. And these riddles are more suitable for school-age children.

Medicines in our pharmacy
Will sell….
(librarian - pharmacist)

On the piano, piano
The waltz will perform ... .
(ballerina - pianist)

Planting new seedlings in the spruce forest
Ours will set off again in the morning….
(miller - forester)

Under the dome of the circus on a dangerous flight
Will go bold and strong ... .
(pilot - aerial gymnast)

Pleats, pockets and smooth edging -
I sewed a beautiful dress ... .
(musician - tailor)

Who grazes cows, sheep?
Well, of course, … .
(seller - shepherd)

Buns to us and kalachi
Every day they bake….
(doctors - bakers)

Arius, opera writer
It's called….
(teacher - composer)

A horse and a rook walk through the cells,
Prepares his winning move ... .
(referee - chess player)

English is spoken in the classroom -
Gives a new topic to children ....
(cook - teacher)

Cool riddles for intelligence for adults

Adults will also be happy to solve funny riddles with a trick. That's when it gets especially noisy and fun!

Doesn't bark, doesn't bite
And it's called exactly the same.
(@ - dog)

When is a person a tree?
(Pine)

You are sitting in an airplane, a horse is in front of you, a car is behind you. Where are you?
(on carousel)

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(one)

He may not have children, but he is still a dad. How is this possible?
(this is the pope)

Two nails fell into the water. What is the surname of a Georgian?
(Zarzhavelli)

What should you do when you see a green man?
(cross the street)

What ends faster than a vacation?
(vacation)

What does a guard do when a sparrow sits on his beret?
(asleep)

What is the difference between portfolio and portfolio?
(documents are stored in the portfolio)

What are the earrings for simpletons called?
(noodles)

A merchant rode in a train, ate a pickle. He ate one half and gave the other half to whom?
(Alena: "salty" - "with Alena")

What do milk and hedgehog have in common?
(ability to roll)

Who gets free cheese in a mousetrap?
(second mouse)

Finish the tale: “Ivan Tsarevich galloped for 3 days and 3 nights, until ...?”
(until the rope is taken away)

Can you light a fire under water?
(submarine only)

Mahmud had twenty lambs. All but nineteen died. How many lambs does Mahmud have left?
(19)

The gnome lived on the 6th floor. He rode the elevator 3 floors, and the remaining 3 walked up the stairs. Why?
(he was small and did not reach the button of the 6th floor)

A cowboy, a gentleman and a yogi are sitting at the table. How many feet are on the floor?
(one leg - a cowboy puts his feet on the table, a gentleman crosses his legs, and a yogi meditates in the lotus position)

Let riddles with a trick make your leisure time even more joyful and fun, because we know how useful it is to laugh. And such riddles really tone up and understand the mood, and in addition, they allow you to feel like part of a single team in which everyone contributes to the general fun. And what could be better than joy shared by many people? And in such a game, of course, only friendship will always win!

Read other entertaining articles about riddles on my blog:

Logic riddles with a trick

And now I propose one of the varieties of table games, these are questions with a comic shade. They can be asked to the leader himself. Or you can write questions on pieces of paper, put them in a hat, and everyone takes it in turn, and answers the question that they pulled out, and the presenter checks.

You can come up with a competition, for example, each of the two teams is given several questions, and the team that answered faster, or the closer to the answer, is considered the winner.

You can come up with a contest of the following plan, a gift or a prize is hidden somewhere, the contestant must find this gift by solving riddles, and after solving the riddle, the presenter tells where the person should go, and there is a riddle again, and so on several times, about 5 or 6 pieces of riddles enough for this competition.

Here is another contest similar to the contest above. It is held not for one person, but in a competition for two, only there are not two gifts, but one. Whoever solves it faster will receive a gift or a prize.

Beat any situations with such riddles in your contests, fun and joy will not take long.

What can't be eaten for breakfast? (Dinner and lunch)

What notes can measure space? (Mi-la-mi)

What happens if you turn right three times in a row? (Turn left)

I flock on the roof - all the pipes are higher. (Antenna)

What does the watchman do when a sparrow sits on his hat? (asleep)

What is a lunch break? (Official time to continue eating at the workplace)

Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain? (Bold)

When something happens in an empty pocket? (When there's a hole in it)

She covers everyone in the world, but she does not put it on herself. (Needle)

What tree does a crow sit on when it rains? (on wet)

Why does a goose dream of apples? (By Christmas)

A full bath of water, on the edge of which lie a mug and a spoon. What should be used to quickly remove water? (Need to pull the cork)

Get up, reach the sky. (Rainbow)

What stones in the sea can not be found? (Dry)

Even though she herself is snow and ice, but sheds tears. (Winter)

Which month is shorter than the others? (May)

Does counting help with insomnia? (It helps, first try counting to three, and if it doesn’t help, then half past three)

What is a writing desk? (Trash can with drawers)

About 40 million people do it at night. What it is? (Internet)

How to pick a branch so as not to scare the bird? (Gotta wait for her to fly away)

He made a hole, dug a hole, the sun is shining, but he does not know. (Mole)

Where is the water standing? (In glass)

Doesn't bark, doesn't bite, And who goes to the owner, She lets know. (Secretary)

What question will no one ever answer yes to? (Sleeping to the question: "Are you sleeping?")

What is the difference between medicine and beer? (The medicine is first prescribed, and then they drink, and beer is vice versa)

There is a dead man in the desert. Behind the shoulders is a bag, on the belt is a flask of water. For many kilometers around there is not a single living soul. What did the man die from and what is in his bag? (The man died from hitting the ground, and in the bag is a parachute that did not open)

Which words have 100 consonants? (table, stack, moan, stop, stop)

What dishes can not eat anything? (From empty)

On the claws on the trunk of a pine tree, a red-headed fitter climbed. He worked on weight, but the light did not flash in the forest. (Woodpecker)

Long tail and smells like fish. What it is? (Queue for beer)

He eats little, but drinks a lot and gives gifts to everyone? (Santa Claus)

How does day and night end? (soft sign)

Why do they often go and never go? (Ladder)

The 12-storey building has an elevator. Only two people live on the ground floor, from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which elevator button is pressed the most? (Regardless of the distribution of residents by floors, the “1” button)

The miller came to the mill. In each of the four corners, he saw 3 bags, on each bag were three cats, and each cat had three kittens with it. The question is, how many legs were on the mill? (There were 2 legs, and cats had paws)

When is a person in a room without a head? (When he sticks it out the window)

What is opera? (A place where the main character is killed with a dagger, and instead of falling, he sings)

Everyone bypasses this place: here the earth is like dough. There are sedges, hummocks, mosses, and there is no foothold. (Swamp)

What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands are doing? (phone sex)

How can one sack of wheat, with its resin, fill two sacks that are as big as the sack containing the wheat? (You need to put one of the empty bags into another one, and then pour the ground wheat there)

Where is the end of the world? (Where the shadow begins)

Can an ostrich call itself a bird? (No, the ostrich cannot speak)

What is under a person's feet when he walks across the bridge? (Shoe sole)

Lush in the chest, slender in the waist, and thin from top to bottom. (Glass)

What is: The kindest ghost in the world with a motor? (Zaporozhets)

What is it: there is a head, there is no head, there is a head, there is no head? (Lame behind the fence)

What kind of master put leaves, herbs, and thickets of roses on the glass? (Freezing)

About which patients was the novel “Gone with the Wind” written? (About dystrophics)

An ancient hero who has survived to our times in the form of porridge? (Hercules)

What fabric can not be used to sew a shirt? (From the railway)

Can I bring water in a sieve? (You can, if it freezes there)

What are the two greatest German storytellers? (Marx and Engels)

He willingly inhales the dust, does not get sick, does not sneeze. (A vacuum cleaner)

Does not fly, does not buzz, the beetle runs along the street. And two cheerful lights burn in the eyes of the beetle. (A car)

The boss tells the employees a joke, everyone laughs, but one does not, why? (Because he's retiring today)

How can you put two liters of milk in a one-liter jar? (It is necessary to cook condensed milk from milk)

How many months in a year have 28 days? (Everything)

The dog was tied to a ten-meter rope, and walked 300 meters. How did she do it? (The rope was not tied to anything)

What ends faster than vacation? (Vacation)

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? (An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants)

What is the difference between a man and a camel? (A camel can work and not drink for a whole week, and a person can drink for a whole week and not work)

Heart Friend - Who is this? (Validol)

What does half an apple look like? (For the second half)

When is a fool smart? (when silent)

What can a person not live without? (No name)

What is baldness? (The process of replacing combing with washing)

Tail wags, toothy, but does not bark. (Pike)

Amazing child! Just out of diapers - Can swim and dive like his own mother. (Duck)

How good it is for you and me, I am under you, and you are on me. What it is? (Hedgehog carries an apple)

What is it: flies and shines? (Gold tooth mosquito)

What is 90/60/90/? (Speed ​​at the traffic police inspector)

Why "Zaporozhets" is not painted black? (So ​​that they don’t confuse with Mercedes)

What can travel the world while staying in the same corner? (Postage Stamp)

What will happen to the green cliff when it falls into the red sea? (It will get wet)

What are all the people on earth doing at the same time? (getting older)

The man was driving a large truck. The lights on the car were not on. There was also no moon. The woman began to cross the road in front of the truck. How did the driver manage to see her? (There was a day)

What is the difference between an old bachelor and a young one? (The young one cleans the apartment to invite a woman, and the old one invites a woman home to clean his apartment)

Earrings for simpletons? (Noodles)

What's on a woman's body, What's on a Jew's mind, Used in hockey And on a chessboard? (Combination)

When the goat is seven years old, what will happen next? (The eighth will go)

At the bottom, where it is quiet and dark, lies a mustachioed log. (catfish)

I come with gifts, I shine with bright lights. Elegant, funny, I'm the main one for the New Year. (Christmas tree)

Cutlery for breading cabbage soup. (bast shoes)

Who comes, who leaves, everyone leads her by the hand. (Door)

You, yes I, yes we are with you. Are there many of them? (Two)

What kind of comb can not comb the head? (Petushin)

When is a boy called by a woman's name? (When he sleeps for a long time - Sonya)

Without legs and without wings, it flies quickly, you can’t catch up with it. (Time)

Can it rain two days in a row? (Can't, the nights separate the days)

I held your tail in my hand, you flew, I ran. (Balloon) How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? (One thing, everyone else is no longer on an empty stomach)

What needs to be done so that four guys remain in one boot? (Remove each boot)

What is: two bellies, four ears? (Cat wedding)

Two birches grow, each birch has four cones. How much? (Cones do not grow on a birch)

What is the name of a person who is lucky in love? (Bachelor)

Why is the cow lying down? (Because he can't sit down)

What is democracy? (It's when you say what you think without thinking)

Can a woman make a man a millionaire? (Maybe if the man is a billionaire)

What kind of mistress should you have? (Such that if the wife catches, it would not be a shame to show)

How can you lose weight quickly? (Remember, women: a thin cow is not a gazelle yet)

Does a woman have the gift of satisfying a man? (Possesses, but not for nothing)

How fast must a dog run in order not to hear the sound of a frying pan tied to its tail? (The dog must stand)

There is a bald hedgehog - how old is he? (18, he is being drafted into the army)

What are you looking at me, undress, I'm yours. (Bed)

Like "mousetrap" with five letters? (Cat)

What goes on while staying put? (Road)

Where are cities without houses, rivers without water, forests without trees? (On the map)

When can a person race at the speed of a racing car? (When he sits in it)

Shine, sparkle, warm everyone. (The sun)

Yes, guys, I have two silver horses. I ride both at once, what kind of horses do I have? (Skates)

The child is wrapped in a hundred diapers. (Cabbage)

Which clock shows the correct time only twice a day? (The ones that stopped)

What can you see with your eyes closed? (Dream)

Bent in an arc: in the summer in the meadow, in the winter on the hook? (Sickle)

Green, not a meadow, Bela, not snow, Curly, not a head. (Birch)

Now a pancake, then half a pancake; this side and that side. (Moon)

What will be left in the box if you take out the matches? (Bottom)

Why is the cat running? (Because he can't fly)

Why are they wearing a hat? (Because she can't walk by herself)

Why does a goose swim? (From the shore)

Why does a duck swim? (On water)

What are we eating for? (At the table)

Which is lighter: a kilogram of cotton wool or a kilogram of iron? (Same per kilogram)

The roof of one house is asymmetrical: one of its slopes makes an angle of 60% with the horizontal, the other 70%. Suppose a rooster lays an egg on the ridge of a roof. In which direction will the egg fall - towards a gentler slope or a steeper slope? (No way, roosters don't lay)

What path has not yet been trodden by the foot of man? (on milky)

Now hanging, now standing, now cold, now hot. (Shower)

You remember it a little, it will be hard, like a potato. (Snowball)

Small, gray, like an elephant. (Baby elephant)

One hundred clothes, and all without fasteners. (Bum)

What is the heaviest punishment for polygamy? (Mother-in-law)

Why is the bride all in white at the wedding? (This is the color of household appliances)

The hunter walked past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he get to? (To the police)

It nourishes in autumn, warms in winter, amuses in spring, cools in summer. (Vodka)

What is thrown when it is needed, and picked up when it is no longer needed. (Anchor)

What horse doesn't eat oats? (Chess, sports)

On the table are a ruler, a pencil, a compass and an eraser. Draw a circle on a piece of paper. What should be taken first? (Paper)

Mary's father has 5 daughters: Chacha, Cheche, Chichi, Chocho. What is the name of the fifth daughter? (Mary)

Four brothers stand under one roof. (Brigade)

Which word always sounds wrong? (The word "Wrong")

Which wheel does not spin when turning right? (Spare)

Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep? (By gender)

Why bottled water? (Behind the glass)

What animal can easily change its head? (Louse)

My garden gets twice as much snow as my neighbor's. Why? (Because my garden is twice the size of my neighbor's)

In what year do people eat more than usual? (In leap year)

When does a person stand on the clock? (When he is on guard)

When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into a house? (When the door is open)

When is a person a tree? (When he is from sleep - “pine”)

What is in the middle of the Volga? (Letter “L”)

Sitting at the window, speaking French? (Frenchman)

What is that skeleton in the closet? (The one who won hide and seek)

What is the difference between lightning and electricity? (You don't have to pay for lightning)

What is the best age for a child? (When you no longer lead him by the hand, and he still does not lead you by the nose)

What is warmer than a fur coat? (Two fur coats)

What happens to a scarf if you put it in water for five minutes? (Gets wet and that's it)

Which hand is best for stirring tea? (Tea is better to stir with a spoon)

Why do people buy shoes? (For money)

Can a man marry his widow's sister? (Not)

What is the scariest river? (Tiger)

When a new house is built, what is the first nail driven into? (In a hat)

How many peas can go into one glass? (None, everything must be put down)

What is between the window and the door? (Letter I)