ORDER OF THE PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA
In honor of the commemoration of the anniversary silver date of married life and just a charming couple, I order:
Install full-length busts in the homeland of the heroes of the day in the cities of Kostroma and Makhachkala on the main street at the rate of 1 meter in height for each year lived, and rename the streets themselves as the streets of the Makarov spouses.
Allocate them 25 acres of land for further development.
Put up a memorial plaque at the entrance to the registry office and carve words of gratitude to the registry office administration for bringing such a wonderful family to life.
The director of the chocolate factory "Russia" to master the production of new products - chocolate For example "Lara and Vanya" - and send the first 25 kg for tasting to the anniversaries.
LLC "Chernogolovsky plant of alcoholic products" to master and produce anniversary vodka "Makarovka" according to Larisa's recipe. From an experimental batch of 25 bottles, send one to the names of the heroes of the day, and send 24 to the President of Russia, so that he himself, personally, can drink to the health of the heroes of the day.
In the city of Kostroma, lay out a park of culture and recreation and name it in honor of the heroes of the day. Deadline 25 days.

SPOUSE DIPLOMA

This diploma was issued on October 24, 2011 to the Makarov couple Ivan and Larisa in that, having completed the course of To-Yama-To-Konava State University, and having lived together for 25 years, they discovered the following knowledge:
1. Mutual love - exc.
2. Mutual respect - exc.
3. Economy and family budget - credit.
4. Passing the right to drive a car (washing machine, sewing machine, stroller) - exc.
5. Figure skating (with a vacuum cleaner) - exc.
6. Sports games (rag hockey) - exc.
7. Problems of increasing the population of the country - offset

By the decision of the State Commission dated October 24, 2011, the following qualifications are awarded:

Ivan is a wonderful husband, Larisa is an excellent wife.

Wife's technical passport

Wife - ... (full name) was made ... (date of birth) according to the original technology of the family ... (surname of parents) and approved by the commission (of the regional registry office).

Purpose:

Destined for exploitation as a wife, mother, grandmother and great-grandmother.

Specifications:

Health is tender.

Growth is great.

The weight is good, the fullness is ideal (the manufacturer is not responsible for changing these data during operation).

Waist and bust - correspond to samples of world standards.

The nervous system is female.

The source of food is love, rest.

Terms of use:

Before operation, it is necessary to lubricate with the “Kiss” agent.

Set the switch to a good mood, using an affectionate look or a gift.

Turn on the device and use it without much load.

Wife care:

In order to avoid premature failure, it is recommended to store the product in a warm, cozy and beautiful room.

To increase efficiency, it is necessary to feed this device with sweets, perfumes and flowers.

Storage and Warranty:

Keep carefully, protect from falling, unintentional shocks and direct influences, especially from rudeness, because this worsens well-being and spoils love. If the conditions of storage and operation are met, the warranty period is unlimited.

Note:

In case of detection of minor imperfections or malfunctioning, the manufacturers are not responsible, because it depends on the consumer, and we ask you to correct the shortcomings on the spot.

The wife looks especially attractive if she changes the packaging more often, so her owner should not interfere with the frequent purchase of dresses, shoes, etc.

At the redemption of the bride or on the anniversary of the wedding, diplomas of the bride and groom and other documents are presented.

Comic documents of the bride and groom

Diploma, telegram, groom's document, bride's document, passport. At the ransom of the bride or on the anniversary of the wedding, diplomas of the bride and groom and other documents are presented.

BRIDE'S PASSPORT

Bridegroom, study it carefully before you decide whether to go to your betrothed through so many obstacles, while suffering such significant losses!
a brief description of
Growth is average.
Fatness - there are signs of exhaustion.
Hair is undyed.
The eyes are all-seeing.
Mind is available.
Hearing is gossip-proof.
The scent is feline.
Character - light or heavy, depending on the circumstances.

Power at:
1) washing dishes - half a man's strength;
2) washing clothes - one man's strength;
3) cleaning the apartment (if there is one, however, cleaning is also necessary in the hut) - two men's strength;
4) the purchase of items of ladies' toiletry - twenty men's forces;
5) watching TV shows - one female power is enough.
Operating conditions.
Do not scold, keep warm,
Help in any trouble!
Arrange a roof and hearth,
So that the villain and the enemy do not steal!
Take with you on all trips
And anyone will envy!
Supplier guarantee.
Subject to the above operating conditions and rational nutrition, the company guarantees that in strong winds the holder of this passport will not fly away during the entire time of cohabitation.
Note: Cannot be exchanged or returned.
MP Signature

Place the groom's passport on a separate poster.

GROOM'S PASSPORT

The bride is familiar with this document and has nothing against the groom overcoming the obstacles skillfully built on the way to her.
A brief description of.

Height is above average.
Fatness - average.
Hair is mine.
The eyes are kind and cheerful.
Mind is alive.
Hearing is acute.
The scent is canine.
Character - patient.
Completeness.
1) nose - 1 piece;
2) eyebrows - 2 pieces;
3) eyes - 2 pcs.;
4) hair - the exact number could not be established;
5) legs - 2 pcs.;
6) ears - 2 pcs.;
7) teeth - 32 pcs.

Operating conditions.
(Name of the groom) loves cleanliness, affection, sweet lubricant.
Store in comfort and warmth, Love, caress, do not beat with anything. Force to work less often, Do not leave one unattended.
Supplier guarantee.

Under strict observance of these conditions, the company gives a guarantee for a period of 101 years.
Note: The company does not issue spare parts.
MP Signature

GROOM OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

(F.I.O. of the bride)
If you follow all the rules of this manual, then ________________________________
(F.I.O. of the groom)
can be used forever.
1. In no case do not indulge in food - take care of the fullness!
2. In any way, make it clear that he and only he is the head of the family. But never say that the neck of the head is YOU!
3. If you suddenly noticed that your husband began to linger at work, ON TIME (!) Remove the shavings from him!
4. Convince your beloved that it is simply vital for him to pass on the right ... for driving a two-wheeled baby carriage.
5. Give a subtle hint: give your betrothed the most beautiful bucket for mopping.
(The date)

BRIDE INSTRUCTIONS

Issued by ________________________________
(F.I.O. of the groom)
If you adhere to all of the following rules of this manual, then _______________________________________
(F.I.O. of the bride)
will always be affectionate, sweet and elegant.
1. It is vital for you, as the head of the family, to master the courses of cutting and sewing, cooks, washing clothes and mopping, so that in no case do you overload your beloved with work.
2. Every day, every second, take careful care of your beloved, for she is your most valuable asset.
3. Remember that your wife should ALWAYS look good, and for this, do not forget about gifts for all existing holidays, i.e. for the New Year, Birthday, Fisherman's Day, Builder's Day, because remember that your betrothed is a great professional in all matters.
(The date)

In addition, you can make original diplomas of the bride and groom out of cardboard or whatman paper, hang them on the wall or put someone near the door so that the bride and groom, as well as all the guests, can familiarize themselves with their content.

WISHES

Family is the basis of affairs, ideas,
No wonder everyone aspires to it.
Wedding day in people's minds
With love, tenderness kept.
Live in happiness for up to a hundred years,

Loving each other, respecting
Survive to the golden wedding
We definitely wish you.
To commemorate these days

And these memorable events
From all relatives and guests
Get a family diploma!

CHAIRMAN OF THE PUBLIC COUNCIL OF RELAND AND GUESTS_______

SECRETARY________________________________________________________

By the way, we note that a diploma can be presented not only on the wedding day, there are anniversaries, you should not bypass them with your attention! As an example, we give a diploma for a chintz wedding.

GROOM DIPLOMA(option 1)

From "___" ___________ 20 ... g.

REAL DIPLOMA

(F.I.O. of the groom)

Certifies that he has completed a 3-month course for future husbands, with excellent behavior, showing the following abilities:
1. Loyalty to the future wife - 4 (good).
2. Parenting - 4 (good).
3. Hiding salary - 5 (excellent).
4. The theory of pleasing the mother-in-law - 5 (excellent).
5. Shopping run - 4 (good).
6. Repair of electrical appliances - 3 (mediocre).
7. Cutting and sewing - 5 (excellent).
8. Cooking - 5 (excellent).
9. Machine control (sewing and washing) - 3 (mediocre).
CONCLUSIONS OF THE EXAMINATION COMMISSION
The examination committee, having checked the knowledge of the groom, considers it possible to admit him to family life.

Semeykin_________________
Pelenkin __________________
Pustyshkin________________

BRIDE DIPLOMA(option 1)

From "___" ____________ 20 ... g.

REAL DIPLOMA
issued by ______________________
(F.I.O. of the bride)

Certifies that she has completed the 3-month future wives course, with excellent behavior, showing the following abilities:
1. Fidelity to the future husband - 3 (mediocre).
2. Parenting (theory) - 5 (excellent).
3. Housekeeping - 4 (good).
4. Scandal theory - 5 (excellent).
5. Reception of guests - 5 (excellent).
6. Addiction to alcohol - 5 (excellent).
7. Locksmith and carpentry work - 5 (excellent).
8. Repair of complex household appliances - 5 (excellent).

The examination committee, having checked the knowledge of the bride, considers it possible to admit her to family life.

STATE COMMISSION FOR FAMILY AFFAIRS:
Semeykin_________________
Pelenkin _________________
Pustyshkin _________________
There may be such an option

GROOM DIPLOMA(option 2)

From "___" ___________ 20 ... g.

REAL DIPLOMA
issued by ________________________________
(F.I.O. of the groom)

And certifies that he ended his bachelor life without graduating from any dubious institutions.
He is strong in the sciences and in business shows himself from the best side, namely:
1. He does not immediately drink alcohol - first he sniffs.
2. He does not take girls prisoner - he surrenders himself.
3. Doesn't write love letters.
4. In general, he is morally stable, but in 20 ... he could not resist.
5. Ready for the beginning of family life.
6. Treats family life conservatively. State Commission_________________

BRIDE DIPLOMA(option 2)

From "___" ___________ 20 ... g.

REAL DIPLOMA
issued by __________________________________
(F.I.O. of the bride)
and certifies that she has indeed completed the Young Wife Preparatory Course.
By the decision of the State Commission, the qualification of a young WIFE was awarded.
In the course of training, she showed the following successes:
1. Eye shooting - 5 (excellent).
2. Walking to the left (absolute ignorance of the subject) - 2 (unsatisfactory).
3. Family skills - 5 (upfront).
4. Attitude towards a neighbor: "The neighbor is good, but the husband is better."
5. Swaddling process:
If I am neither
Then I'll blame everything on my husband!
6. Attitude to housing: "With a sweetheart and in a hut, paradise!".
And, of course, there may be one diploma for two, after all, the young are going to get married, that is, become a single family!

DIPLOMA
from "___" ___________20 ... g.

REAL DIPLOMA
issued by ________________
(F.I.O. of the groom)
and________________________________________
(F.I.O. of the bride)
and certifies that in 200 ... they completed the full course of the university "Mutual Love" in the specialty "Building love of increased strength."
By the decision of the General Council of Relatives and Guests dated "___" ___________200 ... they were awarded the title
"Husband and wife".
This diploma is a guide to a happy family life.
RELATIONS _______________________________
GUESTS _______________________________

DIPLOMA (for 1st wedding year)

The construction of love of increased strength
SERIES "CITZ"

From "___" ___________20 ... g.

A REAL "calico" DIPLOMA
issued by ______________________________
(full name of husband)
_________________________________________
(F.I.O. wife)
is that they actually passed the annual exam "Building Love of Strength" and defended their dissertation on the topic: "Totally agree."
CONCLUSIONS OF THE EXAMINATION COMMISSION.
The examination committee, having checked the knowledge of the wards, came to the conclusion that they, SITTING ON THE NECK OF THE PARENTS, STAND CONFIDENTLY ON THEIR FEET.
THE EXAMINATION COMMISSION DECIDED:
To recognize the "calico" work as SATISFACTORY on the basis of protocol No. 1 dated "___" ___________200 ...
Semeikin ______________
Pelenkin ______________
Pustyshkin _____________

TELEGRAMS

Doors, walls of the house in which the bride lives can be decorated with telegram signs: posters should be designed in such a way as to resemble telegram postal forms. Post different messages on them. For example, these:

Go straight ahead! Looking left can lead to family disaster!
Sender: GAI.

* * *
_______________________ and his retinue!
Don't waste your money, you'll still need it!
Sender: Weather Bureau.

* * *
_________________________________!
If you suddenly have children on your way, consider them your own!
Sender: Neighbour.

* * *
Newly Fiancé!
When you look for a shoe for your future wife, choose one that has a wider heel and a lighter sole!
Sender: Husbands with experience.

* * *
_________________________________!
A wife is not a mistress - she can be loved when she is an old woman.
Sender: Ministry of Social Affairs.

* * *
Future spouses!
So that your life sparkles, and does not hiss and gurgle like soda!
Sender: Director of the factory of sparkling wines.

* * *
Prudent wife!
If you want your husband to spend time only with you, then make sure that he does not find such pleasant pleasure and tenderness anywhere else.
Sender: Well-wisher.

***
Dear newlyweds!
I'm delayed. Get by on your own.
Sender: Aist.

* * *
_________________________________ !
We wish you happiness, friends!!!
From now on you are one together!
To keep your head from spinning
And the mind was always in place!
Sender: Work friends.

Liana Raymanova August 8, 2018, 09:30

A few years after the wedding, many moments of the past event are forgotten by both the bride and groom and the guests invited to the holiday. It is rare that anyone will remember what delicacies they were treated to at the banquet or what style the bride's wedding dress was, but the cheerful and friendly atmosphere at the wedding will definitely not be forgotten.

Of course, what is a wedding without a toastmaster, whose task is to organize entertainment, prepare interesting competitions and wedding tokens for competitions, incentive gifts for all those who took part, and much more. If you are acting as a guest, then a sense of humor is something that in no case should be hidden at such a holiday.

You can prepare your congratulations to the young and give them the constitution of a young family for a wedding or a wedding certificate, such gifts will leave a vivid memory of you in the memory of the newly-made couple and all other guests.

Medals for newlyweds

Especially popular are wedding paraphernalia with elements of humor: comic wedding medals for the bride and groom, diplomas, certificates and other presents with congratulatory parting words and humorous poems. For those who are invited to a wedding in the near future, this information will be very useful, because often many people want not only to give a young couple a necessary and practical gift, but also vivid emotions and memories.

The production of such medals will not take you much time, and it will not require special skills, only minimal skills in drawing or working in graphic programs on a computer and the presence of a printer are enough.

A traditional envelope with money can be supplemented with medals for the newlyweds with the inscriptions:

• I came, I saw, I got married!
• Medal of Merit for Father-in-Law.
• Queen of the ball.
• The most dexterous.
• Faithful wife.
• Family Birth Medal.
• For capturing the bride.
• Exemplary husband.
• For merit on the love front.

Such medals will cheer you up on such a significant day for the couple and remain a pleasant memory.

Groom's wedding medal

Commemorative wedding medals for guests

Preparing for the wedding banquet together with the wedding organizer or toastmaster, the bride and groom you should think in advance about commemorative medals for guests. Games and competitions will help create a fun atmosphere, because no one should be bored, and the banquet should not turn into the usual gatherings. Having prepared the program of the evening and future competitions in advance, it is important not to forget about incentive gifts.

You can also prepare wedding medals for parents, which are awarded after congratulating the parents as a token of gratitude. It will be great if the presentation takes place in a cool manner, for example, a mother-in-law or mother-in-law medal is given with a comic inscription: “For culinary masterpieces” or “For the best man in the world.”

Wedding medals for guests

Throughout the evening, the toastmaster can present medals at the wedding to guests at the right time for this.

You can order such tokens of attention to your guests at a printing house or buy ready-made options in specialized stores, but hand-made medals will look original. You can find a master class on making a medal with your own hands on the Internet.

Cool diplomas and certificates for the wedding

Today, during the entertainment program, the toastmaster presents wedding diplomas to the groom, bride, father-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, father-in-law or witnesses. Guests can use the wedding diploma for the newlyweds as a greeting card or read the text written on the diploma during the next toast or give it as a gift. At the same time, it is very important to pay special attention to the design of such a diploma.

Most often, they prepare cool letters for the wedding of the newlyweds, which contain in a comic form information about each participant in the celebration. For example, a funny letter to the bride can serve as evidence of the completion of courses with honors "The Theory of Scandals" or "Shooting Eyes". If you don’t know what is better to write on such letters, use the ready-made templates for the diploma of a husband and wife for a wedding, you just have to enter the necessary names. You can also download a diploma template for printing on the Internet and, without spending a lot of time, prepare comic diplomas for all guests.

Very often, during the celebration, the newlyweds or the toastmaster present a diploma to the parents for the wedding with cool words of gratitude for raising their son (daughter).

Comic wedding diploma for newlyweds and guests

the format to choose depends on you and on the sense of humor of the one to whom the present will be presented. For example, a letter to the mother-in-law with the words “The Kindest” will undoubtedly please the mother of the bride and give positive emotions.

Fun nominations for wedding guests

When planning an entertainment program, you should take care of comic nominations for guests. Of course, everyone present will like that he was individually noted. You can present both at the beginning of the evening and throughout the entire banquet, or you can leave it as the final part of the wedding celebration.

You can nominate guests for anything, it is important that everything be with humor and kindness to all those present

For example, the nomination "Shumble", the winner of which should be chosen among the most passive and modest guests who have been sitting in a secluded corner all evening. And vice versa, "Incendiary thing" - the most active guest, who participated in all competitions, dances and became the soul of the company. Nominations can be anything, knowing what kind of people are invited to your celebration, you can come up with fun titles.

Cool medals for the wedding

Also, in continuation of this topic, in addition to the nominations, it is worth considering a super prize at the wedding for the best guest. At any wedding there is a person, and sometimes several, who create a mood for everyone and take an active part in the entire entertainment program. A gift can be a bottle of champagne with a photo of the bride and groom, chocolates, boxes of chocolates, magnets with the emblem of your celebration, it all depends on the scale of your holiday and your wallet. The only thing is that this super prize should be a sign of attention on the part of young people and a symbol of gratitude for the presented good mood.

Wedding super prize for guests

It is always possible to add variety to the entertainment program, you just have to approach this issue more carefully and think carefully about who and what images it is better to present this or that comic present in the form of a medal, diploma and other incentive prizes.

Comic letters are presented for a birthday, wedding, retirement or other special occasions. Medals and diplomas encourage employees, bosses, relatives, friends and acquaintances. The wording for the award depends on the occasion for which the document is awarded. It is advisable to use ready-made samples of filling out thanks, which are presented for any solemn event.

Samples of letters

Examples of diplomas can be downloaded for free on the Internet or bought in specialized stores. Electronic versions are printed and signed. There are letters where congratulatory words are filled in on their own, or those where the text is already present and it is enough to write the name of the recipient. The advantage of the former is in an individual approach, in which you can choose any text - comic, funny, official.

For birthday

The birthday boy is awarded a certificate with an interesting congratulation. For example: “Beloved dad and grandfather are awarded!” or “Happy birthday to the best mom in the world!”

Anniversary

A comic diploma for a round date will be remembered by the hero of the day or the hero of the day. It is usually awarded for 50 years, 60 years, 70 years. A congratulator can download a letter with warm words from Putin, Zhirinovsky or another famous politician, singer, actor. Originally signed certificates will appeal to birthday parties and guests.

For a wedding

The wedding certificate is given to the bride and groom. Comic letters are given to a witness and a witness, matchmakers, father-in-law with mother-in-law and father-in-law with mother-in-law. You can honor with a diploma for the active participation of cheerful guests.

Congratulations on a red diploma

There are certificates on the network in which students are jokingly congratulated on graduation. If desired, they give highly specialized certificates: a cunning lawyer, an ideal programmer. Options are suitable: “Diploma of a recognized genius”, “Certificate of a Bright Head”.

woman

When signing a diploma for lovely ladies, do not skimp on compliments. The text says that the woman is beautiful, charming, gentle, sweet, smart, kind, with a good sense of humor.

man

A real man receives a letter of thanks in the nominations: "Golden Hands", "Steel Muscles", "Sex Symbol". The nomination depends on the character and hobbies of the man who is awarded a diploma.

Mom

Usually, the presentation of a letter falls on the shoulders of the children or the spouse. You can reward a woman for the fact that she is just going to become a mother. In this case, comic diplomas are selected for expectant mothers who are suffering from pregnancy difficulties.

Husband

Genet

Parents

The certificate to newly-made parents is presented in a comic form. Diplomas are given at the time of discharge from the hospital or after it. Diplomas for long-term and conscientious work in raising children are awarded when the child has already graduated from school.

For kids

The nominations for diplomas for kids are "Achievements in Sports", "Outstanding Academic Achievement", "Exemplary Behavior". Funny nominations - "Miss sweet tooth", "Miss laughter", "Mr. imagination".

For girl

For boy

Grandpa

grandmother

Pensioner

girlfriend

The joke is made out in the form of a diploma or a postcard. The best girlfriend will be delighted with the original design of the diploma. For example, a diploma is jokingly signed and a photo joint with a girlfriend is glued to it.

To the best friend

Winner

For first place

The award sheet for 1st place or 2nd and 3rd places is given at the holidays as a prize for participating in competitions.

Head

The boss is given a comic letter or a funny order from a team of workers. The text talks about what positive qualities a leader has: wisdom, determination, justice.

Chief

Colleague

employee for work

To a conscientious employee

In a comic letter, the best employee should be thanked for a good job. Managers can take stock of the year, ask employees to maintain a positive momentum and continue to improve in the professional field.

teacher

doctor

educator

If you are going to give out comic diplomas, parents can buy a little more forms. Then sign blank certificates for the most delicious meals, kind attitude towards children, games and walks in the fresh air and hand them over to the kindergarten staff.

Accountant

builder

to the cook

Driver

For sports achievements

Rewards with funny titles

Medals for comic nominations

Diploma Templates

Layouts of comic letters should be fun to sign. If the network does not have a diploma with the desired nomination, then they download empty certificates, then sign them at their discretion.

For example: “To the best checkers player!”, “Diploma for participating in the most incendiary dances!”, “Juicy berry at its 45 years old!”.

How to sign an acknowledgment

The text is the main part of the commendable diploma. The finished template is found on the Internet or the words are composed independently. An important part of a successful congratulation is a gift and receiving a diploma by the hero of the occasion. It is worth taking care of the solemn atmosphere, presenting a diploma to the birthday man, reading the text in front of the guests, adding a few sincere words from yourself.

Letterhead text

The text for diplomas is the main part of the diploma. Comic congratulations should be kind and cheerful in order to bring a smile to the hero of the occasion. Those who want to write a congratulation on their own take into account the strengths of the birthday man or birthday girl, jokingly describe them.

Example 1

Dear friend Alla! I present you with a diploma for the ability to support with advice in a difficult and joyful period of life. You can chat on the phone the longest, rock the clubs with me at night and find the most fun adventures. Thank you for your friendship!

Example 2

Dear colleague Irina Mikhailovna! We have worked together for many years. Today is your holiday! You are retiring, but 55 is a misleading date. Sparkling eyes and a charming smile betray your true age. Irina Mikhailovna, our security officers have learned a secret: You are only 20 years old. Stay always cheerful, perky and friendly!

Example 3

Best friend Vlad! I'm glad we're friends. You always do what is right and fair! It is interesting to play with you and watch cartoons, overeat cakes and sit at the same desk. You will always prompt, and if necessary, you will solve the control work for me. Let this diploma remind you that you are my best friend.

Inscriptions in verse

Owners of poetic talent can easily congratulate the hero of the occasion on their wedding anniversary, anniversary, even with the defense of a diploma in the form of a cheerful poem.

If congratulatory lines do not work out in any way, but you want to write a verse yourself, then you can peep rhymes on the Internet: a fisherman is an eccentric, an anniversary - do not get sick, a friend - all of a sudden - a spouse. On the basis of rhymes, compose a short quatrain.

Acknowledgments are given on various occasions: on birthdays, other holidays, out of a desire to thank for work or study. You can make a commendation sheet with your own hands or download it online.

In order to make a diploma on your own, a sheet of white paper, A4 format, is taken. In the upper central part, the word is written in large letters: diploma, certificate, commendation sheet, gratitude.

The text is written below and the signature is put. If desired, the diploma is framed, in the lower or upper part you can draw a picture or paste a photo. When designing, make sure that the sizes of text and pictures are proportional to the sheet of paper.

Ready-made layouts of thanks are found on the Internet. You can download for free, send the required number of copies for printing. Special design programs allow you to add new elements to the layout of the commendation sheet. Original gratitude is performed in the form of a certificate, a Soviet leaflet, an old letter or scroll.