Tanya (1 year 6 months) with her mother went for a walk after the rain. The girl looks into a puddle, sees the reflection of the clouds there and declares:

Mom, the clouds have fallen!

Mom made lemon tea for breakfast. Tanya tried it and says:

This is lemon tea. I didn't order that.

Tanya (2 years 3 months) with her dad are looking at photographs that depict scenes from life kindergarten... Tanya explains:

These are children, these are educators.

Dad clarifies:

And what do kindergarten teachers do?

They eat and play.

Tanya and dad are playing. In the course of the game, an argument arose. Tanya states:

That's it, I'm offended by you! I'm leaving!

Mom asks:

Tanya, where are you going?

I'm getting married.

After sitting for a while in the next room, he returns and says:

Everything, I got married.

Dad is going to work in the morning. Tanya observes:

Dad, where are you going?

Go to work at the university. Where are you going?

To work in a kindergarten.

What is your job there?

Playing.

Tanya and dad looked at the Nikitins' books. Dad shows pictures and comments:

This is grandfather Nikitin.

Tanya carefully examines and asks with bewilderment:

And where is Nikita himself?

Tanya (2 years 6 months) returned home from the kindergarten, heard that someone was talking in the room, and asks her mother:

Who's there?

What are they doing?

They eat and talk.

Tanya is indignant:

But it's uncivilized to talk while eating.

Tanya found the book "The Piano Game", opened it and began to pretend that she was playing. When she finished, she said:

I completed all the tasks, only the piano is missing.

Tanya and her mother are playing at the clinic. Tanya assigns roles:

I am a doctor and you are a mother. Here is your daughter.

Mom, in order to complicate the actions of the doctor, began to list:

We have a runny nose, our throat is red, our head hurts, we hit our hand, and our leg turned up.

Tanya the doctor indignantly declares:

Mother, why aren't you looking after the child?

Dad strokes Tanya on the head and says:

Tanya is a blonde.

To which Tanya states:

And our dad is Belarusian.

Dad and Tanya talked about sweets.

Tanya lists:

Chocolate, candy, lemon ...

Dad asks:

Is lemon really sweet?

And if you sprinkle it with sugar!

In the country. Dad plays with Tanya (4 years 6 months). Hearing his name, he is going to leave:

My grandfather calls me to ask for advice on what size to build a bathhouse.

Tell him - size 50 or 48 and come back to play with me.

Mom went to visit. Dad stayed with Tanya (5 years old). After reading her a story for the night, he says that he will not study with her anymore, since he was very tired during the day.

Tanya listened to him and remarks: "It is not for you anyhow - to look after the child."

Tanya (5 years 2 months) comments on her drawing for parents (explains why the purple butterfly is all surrounded by a thick yellow outline). Parents did not quite like this explanation, and Tanya leaves. After a while, she returns and declares: “I have new brains” - and begins to explain everything differently.

On the eve of mom's birthday.

Mom, it's your birthday tomorrow. And how old are you?

Well, let's say, twenty years.

And-and-and, you are so old!

How old do you think I am?

Well, fifteen years ...

April. Clear sunny day. Tanya (5 years 3 months) goes outside, sees green grass, burst buds on trees and bushes and philosophically declares:

Yes… new life begins!

Tanya watches TV and suddenly declares:

And the TV has no soul.

Tanya is 5 years and 7 months old.

Mom, did you fall in love with dad from childhood or at first sight?

Tanya returns from the kindergarten and says:

Dad, I have such great news. For the first time I really fell in love.

The family is waiting for an addition. Lisa (5 years old) asks her mother:
- And what is your belly more and more?
- I ate a watermelon, swallowed a seed, now a new watermelon is growing in my stomach! - Mom answers.
Lisa narrows her eyes and rests her hands on her hips:
“Aren't you pregnant, my dear?

The son is 2 years 6 months old. I brought him to the children's hospital for vaccination.
We are sitting in the vaccination room, waiting for my aunt to load the syringe. Suddenly, he
turns to me and says:
- I'll wait for you in the car, okay ?!

In the summer, the son (4 years old) sits and takes a blade of grass in his mouth as if
smokes. Speaks:
- Mom, look, I smoke.
- Kolya, you can't smoke!
- Mom, I’m weed.

Coming back from the fireworks show. Cub (3 years 6 months) all 50
I sat spellbound for minutes of the show. It burst in the car.
He hugs me from the back seat by the neck:
- Mom, I'm so happy! Thank you for giving birth to me.

Kirill (2 years 1 month) saw on the street leaving the entrance
a man and without unnecessary greetings, addresses:
- Have you gone for a walk?
The man was taken aback:
- Yeah.
- Have you put on a hat?
- Yes.
- And put on your mittens. Cold. Very cold.

In the garden, the teacher says:
- What to do? We have two Kolis.
Mine says:
- Call me, Nikolai the first ...

My five-year-old son is standing in the bathroom, looking at his "household" and
profoundly utters:
- I understood - here it is, the end of the spine ...

Anton (6.5 years old) asks:
- Mom, I forgot, cows, sheep, chickens, geese - in one word
are called? Bastard or bastards?

Daughter:
- Dad, and when the renovation is over, how old will I be?

My younger sister Once I decided to call my father at work myself:
- Hello! Is this dad's job? Call dad!

The other day I found my "diary of young Natasha-mother".
“My son is 15 months old (now 5.5 years old). Can't ride in public
transport, because I'm dying with laughter. Come in, sit down, son
chooses a nearby young man, smiles sweetly and says:
- Dad!
Many "dads" got off at the nearest stop ... "

We were walking with our son (2 years old) in the park and saw the twins. Seeing them and
Looking for a long time in surprise, he says:
- And where is my one ?!

Mother:
- Yes, Veronica, we probably spoiled you ...
punish!
- How is it - you spoiled, and punish me?

From relatives, the daughter has long begged for a brother or sister.
Mom explains to her:
- Well, understand, dear, dad is on the flight, he will not arrive soon, and without dad we cannot have a baby.
But the girl was quickly found:
- On the contrary, let's start it now, and dad will come, and we will tell him: "Surprise!"

I bought myself a silver set (bracelets and a ring) on ​​the ancient Egyptian theme. The daughter (4 years old) examines carefully, then asks:
- Mom, this Ancient Egypt?
- Yes daughter.
The husband asks:
- Daughter, how do you know that this is Ancient Egypt? What if it's Ancient China?
- Dad, this is your watch - Ancient China, and my mother - Ancient Egypt.

Away. Adults are being shy. The hostess says:
- What are you not eating at all? Help yourself, isn't it tasty?
A child (4.5 years old) comes out and gives out loudly:
- Here you are not at home, eat what they give!
I brought the phrase from the kindergarten ...

I scolded my son (5 years old) for something. He sat down on the floor, took out paper, pencils, and pouted to me:
- Then I'll draw you fat!

My husband and I got married when the youngest third son was 3 years old. Well, before everything somehow the hands did not reach. Once we had everything.
A couple of weeks before the event itself, the middle son (9 years old) asks:
- Mom, why are you all fussing with Anya (his godmother), running somewhere all day, what kind of carnival dress did you bring?
Anya laughs:
- Tolik, it’s your mother’s mind, she’s getting married.
Tolik is dumbfounded like this:
- Does dad know?

A friend tried to teach her son to sleep in the nursery. He fell asleep with his parents, she took him to the nursery. After 15 minutes he returns and again to his parents in bed. His mother took him back to the nursery. He came back again. For the third time she carries him to his "place", and through a dream he:
- Well, and how long are we going to run like that ?!

She took the youngest daughter to her work. She walked and wandered there, and entered the director's office. I sit and hear them talking about something, and the little one proudly says:
- And my mom can still grunt!

My daughter asks me:
- Mom, what time was I born?
I told her:
- At twelve at night.
And she is scared to me:
- Oh, I probably woke you up ?!

Grandmother is enthusiastically watching a fashion show on TV. Anton (4 years old):
- Grandma, what is an evening dress?
Grandma, without looking up from the screen:
- Well, Antoshka, imagine that the girl puts on her most elegant dress, the boy puts on his most beautiful costume ...
Anton interrupts impatiently:
- And they go pooping together?

At our grandmother's dacha there is a simple toilet of the "hole in the floor" type.
When Anya had to use it, she asked to be held by the hand. At the same time, she repeated all the time:
- Just hold me tight. Do you remember that I am your most beloved girl in the world?

I watch the news, my son runs in and shouts:
- Oh, Medvedev!
I ask:
- Do you know who Medvedev is?
- Yes - Putin.

The wife went to the hospital to save. I stayed at home, my son Svyatoslav (4 years old) and my son Yegor (2 years old). I can only cook pasta. So, I cooked macaros for them, slightly salted it. The first one came running Svyat, tried it. Without saying anything, he leaves the table. Goes to the nursery. At the door he meets Yegor, who is going to eat, takes him by the hand, takes him to the nursery and says:
- Yegor, don't eat. You are my only brother so far ...

I had to invite my mother.

We went to the store and left the car under a tree. While we were walking, a flock of birds flew in and pretty much shit on the roof and hood. I had to drive the car to the car wash and wash it to a state of cleanliness. After washing, my son looked at the car and said:
- Well, the birds will look at the car and say: "Cocoa, cocoa and it's all in vain!"

The son at the zoo asks his father:
- Dad, if a tiger breaks out of the cage and eats you, what bus should I take home?

Loew is 6 years old. We go with him to a neurologist. Lyovka is naughty - the doctors are tired of him. I tell him:
- This doctor will not do anything to you, he will only talk.
- Is that all?
- Well, maybe he'll knock with a hammer, but it doesn't hurt.
We arrived, let's go. Doctor:
- Hello, Lyovushka!
- Hello! Well, where is your ax ?!

We hope we cheered you up, smile more often!

Dad: Daughter, it's the end of December, do you know what holiday is coming soon?
Daughter: Listen, dad, I'm only 11 years old, how do I know such difficulties? Go to the fourth living room on the third floor, I think the calendar is hanging there.
Dad: Well, we have already celebrated this holiday. Try to guess.
Daughter: Oh, of course, this is the holiday when we go to Hawaii.
Dad: No, daughter, the holiday you are talking about is your birthday. We celebrate it on the 5th of every month.
Daughter: Oh, is this the day we ride a tank?
Dad: No, that's the day of victory.
Daughter: Oh, a day of plane ride?
Dad: No, it's aviation day.
Daughter: Oh, I remembered. This is the day when you tell everyone that you have no money.
Dad: No, it's April 1st ... or the day of the arrival of the tax office. But what I am talking about is a different holiday.
Daughter: Well, the last thing I remember is the day we ride in the water park.
Dad: Oh, baby, how do you remember these little things. The jacuzzi just broke down that day.
Daughter: I give up.
Dad: Well, the new year is coming soon.
Daughter: And what's unusual about it?
Dad: They give presents on this day.
Daughter: Well, I'm asking, what's unusual about it?
Dad: On this day, I don’t give gifts, but Santa Claus.
Daughter: What, Santa Claus still has more money than you?
Dad: No.
Daughter: Why does he give gifts to everyone, it would be better if he bought himself something.
Dad: No, giving gifts is his job.
Daughter: Is this job highly paid?
Dad: No, no one pays him anything for this.
Daughter: It's good that you are not Santa Claus. Well, tell me how they celebrate the new year.
Dad: The whole family gets together, they drink wine, eat salads, and the children shout "Burn the Christmas tree" and the tree lights up.
Daughter: Oh, I would say so right away. This is the day of kebabs.
Dad: Why kebabs?
Daughter: Well, on the day of barbecue, the whole family also gets together, they also drink wine and eat salads, and the children make a fire to make barbecue.
Dad: How much you don't know yet. Here I associate the new year with tangerines and chewing gum for a ruble.
Daughter: Dad, I’m bad with foreign currencies, so tell me, ruble, how much is in our Russian thousands.
Dad: Well, one ruble is exactly a thousand times less than a Russian thousand.
Daughter (Innocently): What a coincidence!
Dad: Remember this, because in our country, in addition to thousands, they also accept rubles! Daughter: Tin, two currencies per country!
Dad: Well, now let's decorate the tree!
Daughter: Why dress her up if she burns out anyway?
Dad: No, it won't burn, we'll just hang flashlights on it, and they will glow.
Daughter: Well, I was already thinking of jumping over the fire. Okay, let's go.

In recent decades, our wonderful people suddenly began to borrow so much from other cultures. We use borrowed words, eat borrowed food ... And we began to have holidays alien to us. For example, Valentine's Day has nothing to do with our Orthodox culture. After all, there is such wonderful holiday Day of Peter and Fevronia! This is what we decided to make traditional in our kindergarten.

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"Dads and Daughters, Moms and Sons"

HOLIDAY PROCESS

The song "Chamomile Fields" sounds

Leading: Good afternoon, dear guests! We are glad to see you at a family holiday. Family is the most important thing in life for each of us. A family is close and dear people, those whom we love, whom we take an example from, whom we care about, whom we wish good and happiness. It is in the family that we learn love, responsibility, care and respect.Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy said: "Happy is he who is happy at home." You will become adults, and each of you will have your own family, how do you see it?(children's answers).

In the family circle, you and I grow up,
The basis of the basics is the parental home.
In the family circle, all your roots are
And you entered life from a family.

No wonder in Russia there are so many proverbs and sayings about the family, which do you know? I know these:

A family in a heap is not scary and a cloud

There is no need for treasure when the family is okay

When the family is together and the heart is in place

Though closely, but better together

With a sweet paradise and in a hut

Live, soul to soul

Our family celebration is attended by family teams and a family council serving as a jury. We represent teams and family council (jury).

So here's our family tip:

Chapter _______________

Family Council Members _____________________________________________

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Our competition will take place in several stages:

Stage I: "Business card": self-presentation in free form using any form of presentation. During the competition, participants demonstrate their hobbies, show creativity, imagination. Time for presentation is 5 minutes.The maximum score is 5 points.

Stage II: competition "Erudite":during the competition, family members reveal the breadth of their horizons, general culture, improvisation, and ingenuity. The maximum score is 5 points.

Stage III: Family Miracles:During the competition, all families will be given the opportunity to show their various talents: drawing, handicrafts, singing, reading poetry.

Stage IV: competition "Lick your fingers": presentation of a signature family dish. The maximum score is 5 points.

Well, it's time to start our competition program.

So the competition "Business card".

(Team performance, performance).

Well, the first competition has passed. We learned a lot about our families.

Day of family, love and fidelity - good, Holy holiday... And who knows what Orthodox saints have become for all of us a real example. One flower has become a symbol of the Day of family, love and fidelity ...

They call her a yellow-eyed flower,

Plucked a flower - they guess with petals.

That's right, it's a chamomile. Chamomile is a flower of Russian fields and meadows. And besides this, chamomile is most directly related to love. Who knows how? On a daisy, they wondered - "loves - does not love."

Now it's time for the second competition"Erudite".

There are many proverbs and sayings about the family. Let's remember them. Now is a little warm-up and the first task. You need to correct what is wrong.

- Do not be born beautiful, but be born rich (happy).
- Love is a ring, and a ring has no problems (there is no beginning and no end).
- Seven nannies have a child in close look (without an eye).
- Lovely curses only on Fridays (amuse themselves).

Now continue the proverb.

• A guest on the doorstep - happiness in ... (house).
  - A house without a mistress ... (orphan).
  - To lead the house ... (do not shake your beard).
  - The apple never falls far from the tree).
  - Than rich, ... (and so glad).
  - Being a guest is good, but being at home is better).

The warm-up was successful. Now the second task. From the set of words that you will now receive in the envelopes, make up a proverb. You can change the case, form, add prepositions and particles.

Tasks:

- Family, heap, scary, cloud.(A family in a heap is not a cloud.)

- Children, burden, joy.(Children are not a burden, but a joy.)

- House, lead, sleeve, shake.(Do not shake the house with your sleeve.)

- Family, treasure, harmony, not needed... (Treasure is not needed when the family is okay.)

- Family, place, soul, together.(When the family is together, the soul is in place.)

The third task "Through the mouth of a baby."

- This is when everyone is together - mom, dad, grandmother, grandfather.(Family)

- This is the most precious thing in the family, it is cherished, passed on from generation to generation.(Heirloom)

- The most gentle, kindest, most beloved person for all people on Earth.(Mother)

- The place where we are all together.(House)

- It's so small, squeaky, giving a lot of trouble, but they love it anyway.(Child)

- She knits socks for everyone and bakes the most wonderful pies and buns.(Grandmother)
- All children play in them.(Toys)

- This is not a person, but all family members love him.(Pet)

Well done, teams. Now it's time to get ready for the third competition. We offer you several creative tasks to choose from:

Leading: While the jury sums up the results of the two stages, the participants are preparing, we will play with the fans.

Blitz tournament for fans.

1. Without what bread cannot be baked?(No crust)

2. In what year do people eat more than usual?(In a leap year).

3. What kind of water can I bring in the sieve?(Frozen)

4. What is half an orange more like?(To the other half)

5. What tree does the crow sit on after the rain?(On wet)

6. In which fields does not grass grow?(In the margins of a school notebook)

7. What kind of comb can you comb your head?(Petushin)

8. What does the watchman do if he has a sparrow on his hat?(Sleeping)

9. Where does the water stand?(In glass)

10. What disease on land does no one get sick?(Nautical)

11. What do they walk on but never ride?(On the chessboard)

12. The name of which bird consists of a letter and the name of the river?(Oriole)

13. What is between town and country?(Union "I")

14. What can you watch with your eyes closed?(Dream)

15. My father's son, but not my brother. Who is he?(I myself)

Leading: Well, our last contest "You will lick your fingers."

The team members will now introduce us to their family specialties.(Teams present their dishes).

Leading: So our competition tasks came to an end, all the participants did an excellent job. While the jury is summing up the results of our competition, we will play a little with you.

Now the floor is given to our family council.

(The word of the jury. Awarding in the nominations "The most friendly family", "The most creative family", "The most musical family", "The most intellectual family", etc.)

Leading: What is a family? A family is not just relatives who live together, they are people who are united by feelings, interests, and attitude to life. There is nothing more precious than a family.

Family is what we share for everyone,

Little by little: both tears and laughter,

Rise and fall, joy, sadness,

Friendship and quarrels, silence print.

Family is what is always with you.

Let seconds, weeks, years rush

But the walls are dear, your father's house -

The heart will remain in him forever!

And now, dear participants and fans, ending tonight, I would like to say a big thank you to everyone and express the hope that family holiday helped us get to know each other better, unite, take another step towards mutual understanding and unity.

Final song