A beautiful young woman looked with surprise at the small squeaky bundle.
-And how could this happen?
From her intonation, one could understand that she had asked herself this question more than once.
- Well, let the boy, - she smiled affectionately at the cooing baby - all the same, you are my son and I love you!
This is how I was born! The first male fairy. Unlike ordinary fairies, who looked like they were in their twenties after seven years, I grew slowly, like an ordinary human child. The fairies were very fond of children and men, and here they are two in one. So I had plenty of love and attention. When I was seven years old, I was introduced to our queen. It was enough to clap long eyelashes (did I say that I inherited the beauty of my mother?) and she was completely delighted. That is how I became her student. A great honor, not available to everyone. And everything was going well until I met people. Unpredictably scary and at the same time incredibly generous, they fascinated me right away. Noticing my serious interest, the queen advised her mother to send me to school. I didn't have any problems here either. Both teachers and classmates were delighted with me. And my quiet life would have flowed on like this if one day I had not met HIM.
On that day, it was somehow especially vain for us. It turned out everyone was waiting for sponsors. I was bored in algebra class when the door opened and the headmistress rolled in, jumping up and down with excitement. Five men followed her. The classroom immediately became crowded
“Sit down, children, sit down,” she stopped the lazy rising ninth graders, “these are the people thanks to whom we were able to repair your class that year.
The headmistress was filled with a nightingale, but I indifferently examined the guests. All in formal suits, three with leather folders. The faces are serious and concentrated. But then I stumbled upon a cold gray gaze, carefully studying me, through the cold glare of the glasses in a metal frame. And froze like a rabbit in front of a boa constrictor. How long he kept me captive, I did not know. I couldn't move until the stranger turned away. The obsession subsided, and I realized that I had not been breathing all this time. My heart was beating like crazy. Frightened, I lowered my eyes trying to catch my breath.
- Well, let's go further!
Hearing the Headmistress's voice through the ringing in my ears, I raised my head. The stranger was the last to leave, giving me an attentive look at parting. The corners of his lips lifted slightly, revealing a smile, and the door slammed shut behind him. For the rest of the day, I walked like a somnambulist, not reacting to attempts to stir me up. Waving off the offer of friends to see off, I hurried home. Thinking, he did not notice anything around and with difficulty managed to bounce off the sharply braked four-wheeled black hulk, which people for some reason call a jeep. Seeing the glass going down, I already opened my mouth to express everything that I think, but when I saw the driver, I froze.
- Shut your mouth and sit down!
It was said in such an authoritative tone that I did not think to resist. Closing my mouth and the door, I pressed my backpack to my chest and stood warily in my seat. Smiling maliciously, the man pressed the pedal, and the car took off.
Well then, make up your own mind!

Good day everyone!

I'm here for the second day participating in the "squabbling" in the topic of Serpantinka. The topic is about the fact that everyone goes and goes to Turkey and Egypt, but they don’t explore new routes .... It is clear that everyone has different interests and opportunities ...

http://www..php?id=98588&sel_text= (serpantinka theme here)

But I didn't mean to say that at all...

Against the background of this discussion, I wanted to re-read some of Natalie's reviews from Tver. Remember? Australia, Dominican Republic, ..., most recently - the Maldives ... And how many interesting stories and wonderful photos will there be yet?! I'm sure!

That's just got a man insults!

Of course, I'm not an angel either ...))) I have my own opinion, sometimes harsh, I express it in the comments to the reviews of people writing on tours.ru. I always know when my comments will not be liked by the majority ... But I try not to insult the authors.

I never tire of repeating that this site is public. And everyone here writes what he thinks he needs to write... And everyone has the right to read or not to read what is written...

I like the site tour.ru. It's true!

And yet I have this question: what to do when you are insulted on the site? I mean reviews and comments available for general viewing? In personal correspondence - we will figure it out ourselves.

http://www..php?id=96240 (here in the comment you will see the comments I copied to my photos)
and here are the photos themselves with comments to them:
http://www..php?rgallery_id=117065
http://www..php?rgallery_id=117068
http://www..php?rgallery_id=117069
http://www..php?rgallery_id=117071
http://www..php?rgallery_id=107616
http://www..php?rgallery_id=107619
http://www..php?rgallery_id=107621

Okay, I ... I'm a fighting girl - I have my own ways of dealing with hooligans. Yuri seemed to be lagging behind (who was finishing off Natalya), all this Nagorno-Karabakh brethren seemed to be too ... Although Sabina was pushing the other day, she was trying to find out what I think if I find out that Suvorov has Armenian roots? People, well, I don’t care what roots Suvorov has?!!!))) Our unforgettable Alexander Vasilyevich ???)))

Again I went around the corner ....

Can moderators carry out their work in such a way that they do not have to contact the site administration every time they call you a “piss-off”, an “old fool”, etc.????

After all, you can solve this problem very simply:
- put filters on obscene expressions;
- in place of a comment that offends the honor and dignity of the author, put a text with the following content: "The comment was deleted by the moderator due to the content of obscene expressions in it." And in no case do not delete the author of such a comment - let everyone see what kind of freak is doing dirty work here;
- Fans of obscene expressions will be disqualified for 2 weeks, for example.

That's all I wanted to say.

Thank you all for your attention.

The funniest

Early morning in the village, an ordinary family mother, son and father without legs,

Early morning in the village, an ordinary family mother, son and father without legs, who lost in the war. The son is going hunting, takes a gun, a cartridge, then dad creeps up to him and says:
- Son, take me hunting, I really want to!
- Dad, how can I take you, you don’t have legs, what’s the use of you?
- And you, son, put me in a backpack behind my back, and if you suddenly see a bear, you shoot at him - you won’t hit him, turn your back, and I’ll kill him with one shot, you know - I shoot a squirrel in the eye from 100 meters! So we will bring home the booty, there will be something to eat in the winter.
The son thought and thought and said - Okay, dad, let's go.
They are walking through the forest, their father is sitting in a backpack, and then a bear meets them. The son shoots, misses, shoots again - again a miss, turns his back, dad shoots - also waves, again - another miss. The bear is already rushing at them, well, the son will give a tear, and in the meantime the father is shouting - they say faster, they will catch up! They've been running for an hour, they don't have the strength, the son understands that they won't run so far with dad - both will disappear, he decided to drop his backpack and run on.
He runs all out of breath home and says to his mother:
- Mother, we no longer have a father ... - with tears in his eyes.
The mother calmly puts down the frying pan, turns to him and says:
- How did I get fucked with my hunting, then dad ran in his arms 10 minutes ago, said that we no longer have a son!

They called a man at work for a corporate party, they allowed him to come

They called a man at work to a corporate party, they allowed him to come with his wives, the corporate party was themed - a masquerade, you had to come in costumes, with masks. No sooner said than done, they got together before leaving, and the wife had a headache, she said, "Go without me, and I'll lie down at home for now" - and she herself came up with a cunning plan - to follow the peasant, how he will behave at the masquerade, pester Zinka from the accounting department or even get drunk. Before leaving, she changed her costume, comes and sees how her hubby is dancing with one, then circling the other, guard! She decided to check how far he would go, invited him to dance, they dance and whisper in his ear: - Maybe we’ll retire ...
They retired, did their business, the wife quickly left home. The husband arrived a little later, she decided to ask him:
J - So what? How do you corporate?!
M - Yes, gray boredom, the guys and I decided to go play poker, and before that, Petrovich, our boss asked him to change suits with him, since he got his dirty, so he was lucky, can you imagine, some kind of woman in f@pu gave!

Perestroika, collective farms are slowly dying out, everyone has gathered

Perestroika, collective farms are slowly dying down, all the animals have gathered in the barnyard and are discussing their future fate.
The bulls were the first to come out, they say: We must leave here while the hooves are intact. The roof has already leaked in the hangar, that it’s not rain, so we swim like ducks. Next come the pigs: they haven’t eaten normal food for 100 years, the straw is all rotten, they give water every three days. You can't live like this, you have to leave. All other animals supported: Yes, yes, enough to endure it and let's go. One Sharik sits still, everyone asks him:
- Sharik, why are you sitting?! Go with us!
Sharik answers:
- No, I won’t go with you, I have a prospect!
Animals:
- What is the prospect? You will die of hunger here!
Ball:
- No, guys, I have a prospect here!
Animals:
- Well, what is your prospect here, you will get sick, pick up fleas and die alone here!
Ball:
- Not guys, I have a prospect ...
Animals:
- What is the prospect?!?!?!
Ball:
- I heard that the hostess said to the owner "... if things go on like this, then we will suck at Sharik's all winter ..."

The girl invited the guy to visit, romantic, that's all. And at

The girl invited the guy to visit, romantic, that's all. And at that moment his stomach twirled, he simply no longer had the strength to endure. They come to her apartment and the girl says:
- You come in, do not be shy, go into the room, and now I'm going to the bathroom - I'll powder my nose ...
It was somehow inconvenient for the guy to ask her forward, he decided to be patient, although he already had no strength to endure. Passes into the room, looks - a big dog is sitting. He took it and piled it in the room, and thinks that he will blame everything later on the dog, while he himself, contented at the time, goes to the kitchen to drink tea.
The girl with the bath comes out and asks him:
D: Why don't you go into the room?
P: Yes, there is a big dog, I'm afraid of it.
D: I found someone to be scared, she's plush ...
P: Wow, but shit like a real one!

The son approaches his father and asks: - Dad, what is

The son approaches his father and asks:
- Dad, what is virtual reality?
Dad thought a little and said to his son:
- Son, to give you an answer to this question, go to your mother, grandparents, and ask them if they could sleep with an African for 1 million dollars. He approaches his mother and asks:
- Mom, would you be able to sleep with an African for 1 million dollars?
- Well, son, it's not tricky, and we need money, of course I could!
Then he approaches the grandmother with the same question, the grandmother answers him:
- Of course, granddaughter! If I had a million dollars, I would have lived for the same number of years!!!
It's the grandfather's turn, the grandfather answers:
- Well, actually, once it doesn’t count, so of course - yes, for this million we would build a house by the sea, but we would finally leave my grandmother!
The son returns to his father with the results, and the father says to him:
- You see, son, in virtual reality we have three million dollars, and in real reality - 2 simple # tutki and one pid @ r # s!